Song: Kaworu talks for 7 minutes
Artist: Akira Ishida

Plays: 9,266

wheres-the-phone:

Here’s a 7 minute mashup of Kaworu’s lines taken from various eva games. I couldn’t find the original nico video but someone ripped it and uploaded it to youtube over here. Though a lot of the lines were translated by /a/nons ages ago, I haven’t seen a complete translation so I decided to put one together for you guys. 

Keep in mind these are all OFFICIAL lines spoken by Kaworu Nagisa in OFFICIAL games

okay here it is:

*humming Ode to Joy*
I’ve been waiting for you, Shinji-kun.
So, we finally meet.
I was worried about you.
Shinji-kun, you were looking for me, weren’t you?
I can feel the warmth of your love.
Hehe, I know everything about you, Shinji-kun.
I always long for you, Shinji-kun.
Hehe, you seem confused.
You’re lovely even when you’re sad.
Come, let’s go! We’ll indulge in a little rendezvous~ I can’t wait, Shinji-kun.
As long as I’m with you, Shinji-kun, I don’t care if we get lost.
To think you would grace me with your presence, Shinji-kun…
You are worthy of love. I mean, I love you.
I’ll entrust you with everything, because I want to feel your love.
If you have a hole, I’ll fill it.
Shinji-kun, your profile is so lovely.
Your smile is like a sunflower in a field.
If I could embrace you, I could release you from your fear.
Shinji-kun’s scent, like sweet milk.
Your bed is so soft. I’d like to sleep in it.
Shinji-kun, have you ever considered my feelings?
I love you.
I want to BEEEEEP with you, Shinji-kun.
What’s wrong, Shinj-kun?
Hehe, I’m sure you’ll be able to understand.
Of course. I want to do it, no matter what.
I want to feel you and know you. I want to know you! Because I love you! Shinji-kun… Thank you, Shinji-kun. I’m so happy. I’ve been waiting for this for so long.
An Ode to Joy is resounding within me. Let’s play a duet together.
Nervous? You got all stiff. It’s because you’re tense and excited and scared, I imagine.
I know everything about you.
Shinji-kun, when we touch it’s like heaven! Nay, a moment of pure bliss! You’re so sweet.
A single rose is more lovely than the most extravagant jewel.
Shinji-kun, you seem both expectant and bashful.
Hehe, is your libido throbbing?
Eros is a natural instinct. An urge which serves the dual purposes of self-preservation and reproduction. A tempestuous, corporal desire. Lust…
I have an interest in what might happen from here on.
I’m talking about being naked as the day you were born.
I can share my body warmth with you.
Shinji-kun, I want to see it. For my own sake too…
Know joy and it can even make you stand taller.
Shinji-kun, your eyes are as beautiful as obsidian. I love you.
I just had the sudden urge to embrace you.
Hehe, are you afraid?
Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle. For your sake, alright?
My eyes exist to behold you. Flowers exist to carry your scent. And my lips exist to convey my love for you. These arms exist to embrace you. Now, come to me.
Close your eyes. Close your eyes, Shinji-kun.
I love you. And you are worthy of love.
Did you feel anything?
Have you had enough? I’ll grant your wish. Now, let’s go.
Shinji-kun…did it hurt? I guess I couldn’t have avoided hurting you like this…It must have been quite painful. Thank you, Shinji-kun. I was happy…
Why are you apologizing? I’m the one who should be apologizing, right? I’m the one who kept pressing you after all.
Shinji-kun…you’re so kind.
Shinji-kun, maybe I was born to meet you.
Good night, Shinji-kun.
I’ll see you tomorrow.
We’re both men after all, we can be lovers forever.

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Song: is
Artist: POP ETC (ft. Tsukiyama Shuu)
Album: Zankyo no Terror Original Soundtrack
Plays: 23,386
tsugunyaa:

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tsugunyaa:

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psych0-olll3city:

And with this… It’s… finally…. done……. /collapses

Happy Birthday shuukyo!!! Or, well, Happy belated hahahaha… I missed your birthday by like, a few hours? Oops > v >;;; I just hope you don’t mind this whimsical, pointlessly fluff-ridden comic-thingy as a gift pffft —-

Explanation time!!

What I read online about Canes Venatici is that it represents two hunting dogs in relentless pursuit of Ursa Major. ‘Venatici’ comes from the word ‘Venari’ which means ‘to hunt, pursue’, which in turn comes from the word ‘wen’ - ‘to desire, strive for’. Dogs by themselves are symbols of loyalty, so what Tsukki is thinking is that the constellation itself conveys both loyalty and drive - which are two of Yamaguchi’s most prominent traits.

……………….yeah…. I hope that made sense, orz……… /rolls back into inactivity

beevomitbooboo:

beevomitbooboo:

sixpenceee:

Who remembers the Berenstain Bears? Many people actually remember it as the Berenstein Bears. It’s part of the Mandela theory, or a term that someone is positive something happened although it didn’t. Many attribute these false memories as a glimpse into a parallel universe. (Source)

Ok nonononono fuck no I swear I have these on my shelf and I swear to god they say Berenstein, I am checking right now this cannot be real

WHAT THE FUCJK THEY ALL FUKCING SAY BERENSTAIN THEY DIDN’T SAY THAT WHEN i WAS A CHILD I DON’T UNDERSTAND. THIS CANNOT BE REAL, THIS CANNOT BE A THING

starpatches:

but you ask yourself

where is my mind

psych0-olll3city:

And with this… It’s… finally…. done……. /collapses

Happy Birthday shuukyo!!! Or, well, Happy belated hahahaha… I missed your birthday by like, a few hours? Oops > v >;;; I just hope you don’t mind this whimsical, pointlessly fluff-ridden comic-thingy as a gift pffft —-

Explanation time!!

What I read online about Canes Venatici is that it represents two hunting dogs in relentless pursuit of Ursa Major. ‘Venatici’ comes from the word ‘Venari’ which means ‘to hunt, pursue’, which in turn comes from the word ‘wen’ - ‘to desire, strive for’. Dogs by themselves are symbols of loyalty, so what Tsukki is thinking is that the constellation itself conveys both loyalty and drive - which are two of Yamaguchi’s most prominent traits.

……………….yeah…. I hope that made sense, orz……… /rolls back into inactivity

s-haa:

it’s cute because their pair name is tsukiyama.